Patriotic Dachshund T-Shirt — "I'm Just Here for the Wieners"
White / S
$25.00
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$25.00
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Soft, lived-in comfort meets lighthearted, patriotic charm. This relaxed-fit tee is garment-dyed for a vintage feel and printed with a playful dachshund in a stars-and-stripes bandana beneath the headline “I’m just here for the Wieners.” It sits like a favorite old shirt — breathable heavyweight cotton, slightly slubby texture, and a roomy cut that layers easily over tank tops or under an open shirt for casual gatherings. Wear it to backyard cookouts, dog-friendly meetups, or neighborhood block parties to spark smiles and start conversations. The print’s warm, hand-drawn look and faded dye make the shirt feel intentionally vintage, so you can show off your sense of humor without shouting for attention.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a softly faded, vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Patriotic Dachshund T-Shirt — "I'm Just Here for the Wieners"
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a softly faded, vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean